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4-legged furry beasts were placed here
by aliens and should be removed immediately.

moon phases
If you look at this moon-phase, and see that we are about to have a full moon, prepare yourselves as your pet humans are probably beginning to act sort of funny, perhaps even like maniacs... or worse, they may come home with a new feathered brother or sister! Aaauuuuughhh!
This is what we think about bird poo
Man I wish my pet person would fetch me
another pecan from the kitchen!
Our thoughts on full-spectrum lighting
Humans taste like chicken.
You say that you have thoughts too?!!!
Well then tell us - post them on our new message board. Someone else may be thinking the same thing your are at the very same time - the possibilities are endless!